I lint-rollered my roommate's cat for 30 minutes this afternoon and she loved it. Then, tonight, she came into my room, sat in my lap, and let me pet her for 20 minutes. She has never done that before. I've found the key to my roommate's cat's heart, and it's a freaking lint-roller.

There is no god.

This exists:


ZOMG

A wise woman once wrote...

"I will be spending the next few days putting my things into bigger things (that is, boxes)."

And it currently applies to my life.

Yesterday I left my office window open when I went home for the night, and now my office is about 55, maybe 58 degrees. There is very little I can do to remedy this besides sit and wait for it to warm up.

My biggest accomplishment today...

identifying Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog's song "Next Episode" in Hollertronix, "Gujarati Soundclash" for Katie

I have a new crush, and it's on Watermelon Tootsie Roll Pops, which I'm not even sure I can have (probably not). So wrong, but so right.

Mmm! Tangy and tasty.

This morning I got up early and went for a run since everyone always says a morning run makes them feel energized. I am more tired than I have ever felt by 11:36 am.

I wore flats today for the first time in maybe three - four months, and it was really difficult to walk. I feel unbalanced when I don't have a two-three inch heel under me.

What would Elman say???

I've managed to convince myself that I absolutely can not go to the gym when it is raining.

I am planning to buy 30 lbs of gummy bears for the office on Monday. It will cost $60, but we will save a ton of money, since we go through at least 4 lbs a week.

That is so gross, folks. OMG.

Now that I am facebook friends with half my co-workers, I feel it is no longer appropriate to post random, slightly vulgar song lyrics as my facebook status. Is this what being an adult is like?

Today I went for a walk during lunch. I headed to the Junebug Cafe and on my way I passed a bowl of fried chicken just sitting on the sidewalk.

I spent 2 hours today killing trees and making copies on our Xerox machine. It was 2 copies of 500+ pages, and most of them had to be done individually, because they were collated and they kept getting stuck in the machine and jamming.

At first, it was miserable, but then I turned my iPod on, and with Mickey Avalon keeping me company, it was substantially more interesting and enjoyable.

PS Sorry this blog is becoming a Mickey Avalon-love fest.

The most current song that I can't stop listening to

Parentheses by The Blow

And I think I'd be good friends with the woman in the video.

Just for funsies, my ipod deleted all of my music off of itself.

I had to listen to other people shuffle around for my entire 8 minute walk home today!

Since 10 pm I've been struggling, hard, to make myself stay awake. I think I am trying to prove to myself that I'm not too old to stay up til midnight.