Two thing I really don't understand...

1. Weddings
2. Wedding rehearsals

I wonder if it will ever stop raining.

I think I might just put on my bathing suit and swim to work in the morning.

Its not impossible. Really.

How much of a tool would I be if I were to wear sunglasses in my office? Since morphing into a mole a few weeks ago, everything seems REALLY bright and I find myself shielding my eyes and squinting a LOT.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2009/06/kitten_found_in.html

I judge people I walk past on the street on the basis of how fast they're walking. As in, when I pass them, I think "WEAK," and when they pass me, I'm like "Way to work it out!"

One of my bosses just borrowed my jacket to go to a meeting.

I'm so bored I want to cry.

If I could pick a new gay boyfriend, this would be him

I am quite sure if only we were introduced, we'd be BFF.

I got 9 hours of sleep last night, and now I'm too sleepy and I can't wake up. As in, I've had an extra shot Americano and I still can't break out of this fog. I just did jumping jacks in the bathroom in an effort to wake myself up. It's not working.

No more '9 hours of sleep' nights for me.

Success

My green bean plants have green beans.

I can't stop telling people about it. This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

I think I will plant more green bean plants.