My immune system just can't keep its shit together.
I'd like to thank all the people who helped contribute to this moment, because I think this stomach flu is a group effort:
-my brother, for denying he was sick when he clearly had a cold
-my father, for also catching something and still being around me all the time
-my IC, for keeping me from eating anything with any vitamin C in it
-the woman in line behind us at Kohls, for wiping her snot all over her arm
Honorable mention: Kohls for being awfully dirty in general
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