I recently stumbled across the following review on Netflix:

Ok first of all I love sexy vampire guys. I guess it is the black hair, leather coat, gothic thing. So if there is a sexy vampire to be found then I am a happy camper. In this case, Gerry Butler, certianly fits the bill. But what I also like it yet another twist to Dracula. I currently own 13 vampire movies. So I am glad they are not all the same. For a faithful adtaptation of Stroker's Dracula, try Francis Ford Coppla's Dracula with Gary Oldman as the sexy count. The origans of this vampire are very different and unexpected. And after seeing Passion of the Christ, it made sense. There is plenty of gore and action for fans. And New Orleans makes a perfect backdrop. Though Dracula is now stepping into Lestat's vampire territory. This movie is certianly worth any vampire or horror flicks fan's time!

Thank you, DCY45LK. You may be only 32% similar to me, but you have piqued my interest in a film I would otherwise never watch, and you've done that in spite of your remarkably awful grammar. Well done.

My father and I have moved it to the top of our Netflix queue. I can't wait for it to make sense to me because I have seen The Passion of the Christ.