I was going to eat granola for breakfast this morning on the train, but the bag broke and it ended up ground into the inside lining. Now I'm hungry and my stomach is growling, loudly, and I'm waiting for someone I share an office with to say something to me, but none of them have blinked. No one is wearing headphones, so I know they've heard it, and I want to explain about my granola difficulties, but I don't want to bother anyone, even though all the growling totally is already.

Killer.